Whenever Koots fucks up this happens. Like every time.

  • James: HORDAN you fucking asshole!
  • Jordan: James...
  • Aleks: You're so scum, Jordan.
  • Jordan: Aleks...
  • Seamus: Really, Jordan?
  • Jordan: Seamus...
  • Dan: JORDAAAAAAN!!!
  • Jordan: Dan...

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

kathudsonart:

Rise of the Guardians of the Galaxy…

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it was inevitable.

fuck-kirk:

"His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head." 

marconobodty

Nebula

Nebula

zoroko:

We are Groot

(Prints!

fieryelise:

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen (▰˘◡˘▰)

In the future

  • Baby: D-d-d...
  • Kootra: He's gonna say dern sure! He's gonna say dern sure!
  • Baby: D-d-d...
  • Kootra: You can do it, Jordan Jr! Be a cat! BE A CAT!
  • Baby: D-d-daddy!
  • Kootra: nO
STAAAAAAAAAAHP!!!


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chiefianaxolotl:

When you want people to stop 

(x)

This is the best xD

please don’t take my sunshine away

:’((